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A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
WE ALL NEED A GOOD LAUGH!
DUANE AND I WERE IN PARIS THE NIGHT IT HAPPENED AND WE DROVE THRU THE TUNNAL 3-4 HOURS BEFORE THE FATAL CRASH. AS A RESULT WE HAD TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS WE LEFT BY PLANE FOR SWITZERLAND THE NEXT MORNING SINCE THE MOBS WERE LOOKING FOR THE SOBS FROM AMERICA WHO DID THIS..........
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